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[quirky music playing]
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Mom, you're home early.
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Jake, are you eatin' cookies?
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Somebody was.
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I'm putting these back.
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Hey, Mrs. H. What's for dinner?
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I got fired from my job today.
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What happened?
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Did your boss sexually harass you?
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Did he call ya toots or honey
or touch you like this?
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Because if he did...
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we are talkin' big coin.
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No. I called him a monkey's butt.
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Ah, that's okay.
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Oh, for future reference,
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the one moment of joy that you feel
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when you tell off your boss...
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isn't worth it.
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Come on, Mom. Look at the bright side.
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What bright side?
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[sighs] You're home early.
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Little help?
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Come on. Buck up, camper.
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If anybody knows
that there's a brighter side
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to losin' their job, it's me.
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And hey, I didn't lose
some crummy office job.
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I lost my life's passion.
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And?
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Well, when my football career
went up in smoke,
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you told me that just leaves me open
for something better.
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Granted, that hasn't happened yet,
but I'm still hopeful.
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Yes, Mom, and you should be, too,
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because you are talented and fantastic.
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- [Van] Yes.
- Aww.
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And I want you to march right upstairs,
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get in a hot bath and relax
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because you got nowhere
to go except up, lady!
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- You're right.
- [Cheyenne] Yeah.
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- When one door closes, another door opens.
- [Van] Amen.
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- Thanks, guys.
- [Van] Love you.
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Aww, honey.
I really think you lifted her spirits.
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Yeah. Well, better get used to it.
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We're gonna be carrying that dead weight
for the rest of our lives.
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[theme song playing]
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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[quirky music playing]
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[cutlery clinking]
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- Hey, Mom.
- Hey.
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{\an8}So, I heard you got fired from your job.
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{\an8}Need a hug?
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{\an8}I don't know. What's it pay?
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{\an8}You know, I was thinking,
since money's gonna be tight around here,
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{\an8}maybe I could help out.
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{\an8}See, there's this open mic night
at a club downtown,
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{\an8}and if my band wins,
we get a hundred bucks.
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{\an8}Wait a minute.
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{\an8}Are you askin' me if you can go to a club?
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{\an8}I'm asking if I can show my family I care.
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{\an8}By playin' music in a club? No.
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{\an8}[exclaims] Why not?
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{\an8}Because clubs are seedy and dangerous.
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{\an8}At least the fun ones are.
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{\an8}But music is important to me.
I finally found something I care about.
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{\an8}I'm very happy about that, sweetie.
I really am.
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But you can't go by yourself,
and I can't go with ya.
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Fine. I'll be at my house,
selling my guitar on eBay.
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- Hey.
- Van, I need you to do me a favor.
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You got it. Anything at all.
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I need you to go with Kyra tomorrow
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'cause she's gonna play in a contest
with her band.
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Aw, come on!
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No way.
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He goes with ya,
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keeps an eye on ya
and brings you back home.
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Those are my conditions.
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Fine. But when I'm a huge rock star,
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one of those security guys
is gonna babysit you.
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Mrs. H, don't make me do it.
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They're not even a real band.
They're posers.
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They're like...
They're like the flag football of music.
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Hey, you offered to help.
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Because I thought you were gonna
ask me to do the dishes or something.
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I need you to do the dishes too.
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Aw, come on!
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Oh, you poor thing.
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It broke our hearts
when we heard you got the boot.
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Not that we were surprised.
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You've always been full of the sass.
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Hey, I had a great attitude at that job.
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Just kept it on the hush-hush.
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Well, I baked you this
to get you through the hard times.
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Granny calls it "pity pie."
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Because we give it to people we pity.
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And it's pie.
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So, have you decided
what you're gonna do now?
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Oh, I know exactly what I'm gonna do.
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Remember back when I got
my realtor's license,
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- but then I got pregnant with Jake?
- Reba!
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Good Lord!
Do you really think this is the right time
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to have another baby?
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I'm gonna sell real estate.
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Yeah. Yeah. I do remember that.
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I also remember that you had
a hard time getting a real estate job
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because you didn't have
any experience selling.
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Right. But this time,
I'm gonna avoid that problem
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by selling something first.
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Well, how in the world
are you gonna do that?
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Where you gonna find some poor sap
who'll let you sell his property
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[chuckles] without any experience?
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Well, do y'all still have that condo
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that Brock was livin' in
during the separation?
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes!
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Say hello to your new realtor.
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Me. Say hello to me.
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Oh, my gosh. This is a brilliant idea.
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You can be Reba the Realtor.
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Or, in Espanol,
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[trilling r's] Reba, la Realtor.
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What do you think, Brock?
I mean, you don't need that place anymore.
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And Barbra Jean's been buggin' you
about getting rid of it.
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Come on. Give me a shot at sellin' it.
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I love this idea.
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Reba can hold the open house, and...
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And we'll get a discount
on the commission. Everybody wins.
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- Well, wait a minute. I didn't say--
- [speaking Spanish]
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[vehicle horn honks]
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[in English] Oh, Van and Kyra are back.
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You would not believe
how much he complained
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- about taking her to that club.
- [door opens]
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Van, are you okay?
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Oh. How was the band?
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It...
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was...
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awesome.
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[mouthing]
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It was?
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Kyra was amazing.
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When she first stepped up to the mic,
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she was a little quiet,
and I thought, "Uh-oh. Choke."
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But then she smiled and lit up the stage.
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Wait a minute. Kyra smiled?
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- And lit up the stage?
- Yes.
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And then she was all, "Hello, Houston!"
and we were all, "Hello!"
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And she was, like,
"Are you ready to rock and roll?"
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and we were, like, "Yeah!"
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Then the band started playing,
Kyra started singing,
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and it was awesome.
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We would have won, except there was
an all-girl band called The Bikinis.
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Guess what they were wearing.
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Yeah, but that's not the worst part.
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They weren't an all-girl band.
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Welcome. Here you go.
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Look around. Cookies are right over there.
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Make yourself at home.
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Hey, Reba. How's it goin'?
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Great. Couldn't be better.
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Yeah. I think it could. Yeah.
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Which is why I am here to help.
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Guess what you don't know about me.
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That you're actually two crazy people,
one on top of the other?
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[laughs boisterously]
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Good one. [chuckles]
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Growing up, my daddy owned a used car lot.
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And every day after school,
I would stand out front
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wearin' a bear suit
and holdin' a giant red arrow.
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I brought in twice as many customers
as those creepy blow-up dolls.
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You know...
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- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay. Right.
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- I get it. I get it. I get it.
- Okay. Okay.
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- Barbra Jean, look. I don't think I--
- Shh!
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I'm not Barbra Jean.
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I'm an interested customer,
goin' room to room
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talkin' the place up, okay?
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[whispers] Watch and learn.
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Oh, my gosh!
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I can't believe
they taped The Surreal Life here.
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It's almost like
you can still smell Erik Estrada.
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Oh, wow. [chuckles]
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No way!
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An upstairs? [giggles]
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I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Hey, Reba. How's it goin'?
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Ah, well, you just missed
the big blonde balloon lady.
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Oh. Well, keep up the good-- Ooh, cookies.
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Hey. I got some great news.
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I was gonna tell your wife,
but she's nuts.
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I got an offer.
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Really? A good one?
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I think it's a good one.
It's not what you were askin', but--
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No, I'm not interested.
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You didn't let me finish.
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Well, is it more than what I'm asking?
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- No, but you're not gonna--
- Then I'm not interested.
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- Brock.
- Oh, Reba. Come on.
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I hired you to sell the place,
not give it away.
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Look, anyone can get less money.
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A good salesperson can actually get more.
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See, this is why I wanted a professional.
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What you want is to get off my last nerve.
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You're askin' too much,
and that was a good offer.
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So I'm hearing that
you are not a good salesperson.
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So I'm hearing you're a monkey's butt.
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I'm sorry. What'd you say?
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Well, maybe you'd have been
able to hear me
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if there were ears on a monkey's butt.
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Why don't you call me that
just one more time?
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Don't you tell me what to do,
monkey's butt.
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All right. That's it.
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- You're fired!
- Oh, fine!
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You know the three rules of real estate?
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Don't work for a monkey's butt.
Don't work for a monkey's butt!
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[lively instrumental music playing]
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[quirky music playing]
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[grunts]
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Hey, Mom.
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How's the open house going,
and shouldn't you be there?
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Nope. Your dad fired me.
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What? What happened?
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I had him a great offer.
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But your father
was too stupid to accept it.
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And after I told him so repeatedly,
he fired me.
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You just can't work with some people.
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So you argued with him?
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Well, honey,
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sometimes you have to argue with 'em.
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Otherwise, they'll go on
thinkin' they're right.
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I can't believe the luck
I've had this week.
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Well, did you ever think
that maybe it wasn't luck? Maybe it's you.
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Lucky for you Elizabeth is here.
[chuckles]
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So Grandma can't use
her "big people" words.
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Do you remember what you told me
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when I told you all the teachers
at school were pickin' on me?
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-"Good for them"?
- No.
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You said,
before I go blaming other people,
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I should take a look in the mirror.
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Cheyenne, have you been waiting
three years for this moment?
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Yes. Doesn't feel too good, does it?
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Okay. It's nap time for Elizabeth.
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Hi, Reba.
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Oh, Barbra Jean. You're not
bringing me another pity pie, are ya?
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No. It's a quiche.
249
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In "quiche" you're feeling down.
250
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:49,852
Barbra Jean, I don't need a quiche.
I don't need a pie.
251
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I just need to be alone.
252
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- I understand.
- Thank you.
253
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,192
Oh, Reba.
254
00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,029
You just need to know
that your being fired
255
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,572
was not your fault.
256
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:04,575
Maybe it was. Maybe Cheyenne's right.
257
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,786
[sighs] It didn't matter that
that was a good offer.
258
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:10,456
- I should've kept my mouth shut.
- But it was a good offer.
259
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,626
Exactly. But I couldn't get him to see it.
260
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,377
And that's my job as a realtor,
261
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,755
to present it in the way
that he can accept it.
262
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,715
Maybe I wasn't cut out for this.
263
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:20,966
Reba,
264
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,093
he wouldn't have accepted that offer,
265
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,345
no matter what it was.
266
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,223
He's never gonna sell it.
Don't you get it?
267
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That's his bachelor pad.
268
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Little cave he can scamper off to
269
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,729
whenever things
get a little rocky at home.
270
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,857
- Barbra Jean, that can't be it.
- Really?
271
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,985
Well, then why did it take him so long
to put it up for sale?
272
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,989
And... And why did he ask
for such an unrealistic sales price?
273
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,659
And... And why did he hire
274
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a completely unqualified amateur
to sell the place?
275
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,585
Why didn't I just stop at a bar?
276
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,173
And let's face it, Reba.
277
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,718
He is still not committed to our marriage.
278
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,595
Barbra Jean,
I don't think that's what it is.
279
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:07,721
What else could it be?
280
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:10,641
Well, off the top of my head,
he's cheap, greedy and stupid.
281
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:15,271
Yeah, but he was all of those things
even when our marriage was good.
282
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,275
You're right. He was all those things
when our marriage was good.
283
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,612
There's somethin' else,
and I'm gonna find out what it is.
284
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,365
- How would you know how to do that?
- Hey, it's my job to know.
285
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:29,326
I'm a realtor.
In "quiche" you didn't know.
286
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,120
[laughs boisterously]
287
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,205
[lively instrumental music playing]
288
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:40,170
So Kyra enters from stage right.
289
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,216
No. Kyra enters from stage...
290
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,385
left.
291
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:50,598
No. Kyra descends from the sky.
292
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,979
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's goin' on?
293
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,440
You guys have only been
practicing for three hours.
294
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,108
We were thinking about hitting a movie.
295
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,277
What? No. Movies?
296
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:06,030
Guys, don't you realize
there are millions of kids out there
297
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,823
tryin' to take your place on MTV?
298
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,661
I want you to go out there
and play until your fingers bleed!
299
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,288
I'll be out in a minute.
300
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,956
Goldberg. Goldberg.
301
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:18,417
I wanna hear those drums sing, man.
302
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:22,421
Love you.
303
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,885
Sorry I had to come down
so hard on the boys, but, uh,
304
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,720
rock means hard work.
305
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,264
Until we get on the bus.
Then it's party time.
306
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,977
Look, Van.
I think I'm gonna quit the band.
307
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,604
I don't know if this is what I want.
308
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,064
What are you talkin' about?
309
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:43,317
Kyra, I've seen you up on stage.
You deserve to be up there.
310
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,278
You deserve to descend from the sky.
311
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,616
Now, what's goin' on?
Is it the guys? Are they jealous?
312
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,743
'Cause they can be replaced, you know.
313
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,871
Every long-haired slacker failing math
wants to be in a band.
314
00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,709
It is the guys, but it's not me
they have a problem with.
315
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:02,419
It's you.
316
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,841
I'm sorry?
317
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,971
They think you're cramping our style.
318
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,391
We started playing music because we love
it, but you're just turning it into a job.
319
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,060
They really want me gone?
320
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,355
I should have seen this coming,
321
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,774
especially when you guys wrote that song,
322
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,275
"Get Lost, Van."
323
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,115
Well, anyway, I told them if you go, I go.
324
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,951
Kyra, this is your dream.
325
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:38,038
And... And you need to hold on to this
with every fiber of your being.
326
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,416
Tell the guys I'm gone.
327
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,751
- You sure?
- Yeah. Yeah.
328
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:46,839
I should... I should probably
start hangin' out with my wife.
329
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:53,595
[sighs]
330
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,848
Van.
331
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:57,933
Thanks for believing in me.
332
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,061
Thanks for being willing to quit the band.
333
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,441
Yeah, like I was really
gonna quit the band.
334
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,360
[lively instrumental music playing]
335
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,665
These are the comps
that show I got a better offer
336
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,500
than any condo in this area.
337
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,752
Yeah. Better.
338
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,879
- You should've listened to me.
- Should've listened.
339
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,089
- Barbra Jean, I'm tellin' it.
- She's tellin' it.
340
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,884
I don't care what anyone else got.
341
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,595
If I don't like the offer,
I don't have to take it.
342
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:37,806
- I like the offer, and I wanna take it.
- Yeah, she wants to take it.
343
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:38,849
Reba, I'm tellin' it.
344
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:42,227
Uh, honey. Look, I don't think
you understand what's goin' on here.
345
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,771
Oh. Oh, I think I do.
346
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,648
You don't want to sell
your bachelor pad, do ya, slick?
347
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,029
Why in the world would I
need a bachelor pad? I'm married.
348
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,489
Well, then why?
349
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:57,034
I... don't know if I can explain it.
350
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,577
Well, you better explain it.
351
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:02,164
Otherwise Barbra Jean and I
aren't gonna give you a moment's peace.
352
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,084
- Why, Brock?
- Why, Brock?
353
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,795
All right. All right. Wow.
354
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,590
We're broke.
355
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:13,801
What?
356
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:17,346
We owe more on the condo
than it's worth. All right?
357
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,057
When I started golfing professionally, I...
358
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,225
I needed some extra income,
359
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,185
so I took out a second mortgage
on the place.
360
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,771
I figured I'd start payin' it back
when I started winning.
361
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,399
And stop looking at me like that.
It's very easy to judge in hindsight!
362
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,861
Well, if this ain't a Shinola sandwich.
363
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,740
Oh, honey, you should've told me.
364
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,492
It's only money.
365
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,994
We can survive this.
366
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,205
As long as we're not broke.
367
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:48,502
Barbra Jean, we are out of money.
368
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,838
Oh, for Pete's sake!
369
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,800
- She means it's a metaphor of your love.
- Yeah.
370
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,301
Whatever. We're still broke.
371
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,386
- Oh!
- Anyway...
372
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,640
until we can come up with enough money
to cover the cost of the loan,
373
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,559
we can't sell the condo, okay?
374
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,937
I'm sorry, Reba. I never
should've put you through all that.
375
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,314
Ah, it's all right. It's mostly my fault.
376
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,151
I should've shot you
when I caught you cheatin' on me.
377
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,116
Hey, guess what, guys?
378
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,161
- I've got great news.
- [Reba] Great.
379
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,079
We do have the money.
380
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,499
- What?
- Uh-huh.
381
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,501
When I thought we were getting a divorce,
382
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,795
I started hiding some of our assets.
383
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,841
You were stealing money from me?
384
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,177
No!
385
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,890
I was protecting money from you.
386
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,850
And you're welcome.
387
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,855
- That's brilliant. Why didn't I do that?
- [Barbra Jean] Yeah.
388
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,107
[chuckles] Well,
389
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:56,403
exactly how much money
did you protect from me?
390
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,116
Well, exactly...
391
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:02,910
how much do we need?
392
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:06,622
Twenty...
393
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,750
five thousand?
394
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,753
Oh, my gosh! What a coincidence.
395
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,298
Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
396
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,842
Does that mean
that you're gonna take the offer?
397
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,178
Well, we're gonna
have to have a little talk,
398
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,846
but yes, I... I think it does.
399
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,557
Oh, yes! I did it! I made my first sale!
400
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,310
You guys don't wanna sell
your other house, do ya, move far away?
401
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,478
[laughter]
402
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,022
Oh, Reba, you are such a kidder.
403
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,523
No, I'm serious.
404
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,109
I can find somebody to buy it.
405
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,986
If I had the money, I'd buy it myself.
406
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:39,154
How much do you need?
407
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,660
Oh, my gosh!
408
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,995
Does this place have an upstairs?
409
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,081
[lively instrumental music playing]
410
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,253
[theme music playing]
411
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,740
{\an8}- [voice] Acme!
- [crashes]
412
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,200
{\an8}[coughing]